May 1, 2026

Happy Birthday, Leni

I made you something.
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The context

You agreed to come on this trip.

Then I said I'd plan it.
— The person who cannot plan for the life of you.

You're not wrong.

It's done anyway. I'm as confused as you are.

June 11 to June 25

Two weeks.
Four places.

Ibiza. Barcelona. Corfu. Paxos.
All of it. Together.

Ibiza Barcelona Corfu Paxos
Chapter 01 · The Balearics

Ibiza

June 11 – 16 · Five Nights
NH Collection Ibiza
Marina suite · RED upgraded
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Thursday · arrival
Morning
Land in Ibiza
Direct transfer to NH Collection · pool, breathe, unpack
8:00 PM
Es Mercat
Ibiza Town · Catalan tapas, sea + farm · 8 min walk from hotel
Easy, central, the right first night.
★ 11:30 PM · Thursday Jun 11
Fisher · UNVRS
Opening night of Ibiza · the world's first hyperclub · DJ Mag #1 club in the world 2026
A spaceship made of marble. Will Smith is an investor. We're inside it.
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Friday · beach + headliner
Late AM
Pool day, NH Collection rooftop
Sun, breakfast, slow start
2:00 PM
Cala Gracioneta
Cala Gracio cove · pine-shaded beach lunch · feet in the sand
★ 5:00 PM · Friday Jun 12
Calvin Harris · Ushuaïa
Open-air sunset set · the most photographed dance floor in the world
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Saturday · the one
2:00 PM
El Bigotes · Cala Mastella
Off-grid water-edge fish lunch · single seating, 2pm sharp · only locals know it
No phone. No website. We just walk in.
★ 8:00 PM · Saturday Jun 13
Juntos House
Sant Mateu hills · regenerative farm-to-fire · garden cabana table
The one I knew you'd pick. So I made sure we got the right table.
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Sunday · the boat day
★ 11:00 AM · Sunday Jun 14
Private boat · Formentera
Pickup Marina Botafoch · skipper, swim stops past Es Vedrà · anchor at Ses Illetes · lunch at Juan y Andrea
Whole day on the water. The kind of thing I'm not supposed to be capable of arranging.
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Sunset · Sunday Jun 14
Amante Ibiza
Cliff above Sol d'en Serra · sunset over the bay · cocktails into dinner
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Monday · last night
8:00 PM · Monday Jun 15
Aubergine by Atzaró
Sant Miquel countryside · farm-to-table · garden table under olive trees
Candles, slow service, the soft last night before the closing club.
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★ 12:00 AM · closing night
Kettama · Amnesia
Your guy. The one you actually came for.
Closing night of Ibiza, on the dance floor of the most legendary club on the island.
If we end the trip on one moment, this is it.
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A small soundtrack while you read.
Chapter 02 · Catalonia

Barcelona

June 16 – 19 · Three Nights
NH Collection Gran Hotel Calderón
Plaça de Catalunya · suite upgraded
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Tuesday · arrival
PM
Fly Ibiza → Barcelona
~1 hour · Vueling direct · arrive afternoon
9:00 PM · Tuesday Jun 16
Bar Cañete
El Raval · classic Catalan tapas · seats at the bar
Easy first night, walking distance from hotel.
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Wednesday · the city day
Morning
Casa Batlló · La Pedrera · Passeig de Gracia
Walk Gaudí · Casa Batlló entry pre-booked
Afternoon
El Born wandering · Picasso Museum
Medieval streets, vermouth bars, slow afternoon
★ 8:00 PM · Wednesday Jun 17
Disfrutar
3 Michelin stars · #1 restaurant in the world (50 Best 2024) · 30-course tasting
Not on your list. Should be. The dinner you tell people about for years.
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Thursday · Sónar
Late PM
Quick bites at El Nacional
Food hall, Passeig de Gracia · pre-festival fuel
5:00 PM
Chris Stussy + Kettama · Sónar
Fira Montjuïc · VIP access · raised platforms, faster bars
Chapter 03 · Ionian Sea

Corfu

June 19 – 22 · Three Nights
Divani Corfu Palace
Kanoni · 5 min from Old Town · GHA RED tier
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Friday · Greece begins
PM
Barcelona → Corfu
Via Athens · arrive evening · taxi to Divani 15 min
Where we sleep
Divani Corfu Palace
Kanoni peninsula · lagoon-view room · 5 min walk to Corfu Old Town
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8:00 PM · Friday Jun 19
Venetian Well
Corfu Old Town · Venetian courtyard · the best in the city
Walking distance from hotel. UNESCO old town dinner.
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Saturday · BOAT DAY
10:00 AM
Private boat · NE coast coves
Skipper from Corfu Town · Kalami → Agni → Kassiopi · swim stops, secluded coves
Crystal water in pebble coves. The "Kensington-on-Sea" coast.
1:00 PM · Saturday Jun 20
Taverna Agni
Boat-access only · Kostas family · grilled fish, retsina, the real Greek lunch
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Sunday · explore + Old Town
Day
Vespa around Kanoni · Mon Repos beach
Easy island day · Mouse Island viewpoint · slow lunch wherever
8:00 PM · Sunday Jun 21
Salto Wine Bar
Old Town rooftop · Greek wine + small plates · view of the Old Fortress
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Chapter 04 · Ionian Isles

Paxos

June 22 – 25 · Three Nights
Private villa, Loggos
Sea view · pool · the quietest part of the trip
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Monday · ferry to nowhere
AM
Ferry Corfu → Paxos
~1 hour · Gaios harbour arrival · taxi to Loggos villa
PM
Settle in · Loggos beach
Pebble cove walking distance · slow afternoon
8:00 PM · Monday Jun 22
Taverna Vassilis
Loggos harbourside · 60 years, same family · best fish on the island
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Tuesday · the blue caves
★ 10:00 AM · Tuesday Jun 23
Private boat · blue caves + Antipaxos
Sea caves on the west coast · Vrika & Voutoumi beaches · swim, snorkel, lunch on board
World-famous turquoise caves. Most people never make it here.
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8:00 PM
Taka Taka · Loggos
Charcoal grill in a candlelit garden · the iconic Paxos dinner
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Wednesday · last full day
Day
Villa pool · books · nothing
Earned it
7:30 PM · Wednesday Jun 24
Erimitis
North coast cliff edge · west-facing · the Paxos sunset spot · cocktails on a rock above the sea
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9:30 PM
Akti Loggos
Waterfront last-night dinner · feet from the boats
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Thursday · home
Morning
Ferry Paxos → Corfu, fly home
Via Athens · or via London · land in Bangkok the next day
The blindsides

Things not on your list

Because you held back. I didn't.

i.

Private boat to Formentera

Jun 14 · skipper, swim stops, lunch on Illetes. The day you wondered about.

ii.

Disfrutar, Barcelona

Jun 17 · #1 restaurant in the world. 30 courses. 3 hours. One of those dinners.

iii.

Suite upgrades, all 3 NH Collection hotels

RED tier benefit · we paid for rooms, we're getting suites in Ibiza, Barcelona, Corfu.

iv.

Private boat · Paxos blue caves

Jun 23 · the caves and Antipaxos in one day. The Paxos most people never see.

v.

Taverna Agni boat lunch, Corfu

Jun 20 · only reachable by boat. Grilled fish, retsina, no other tourists.

vi.

Sónar VIP, Barcelona

Jun 18 · raised platforms, faster bars, less crowd. The festival without the mess.

For you
I wish I were there.
In 42 days, we'll be peaking again.
Happy birthday, Leni.
— Yuv
Now go open your package.